It was nothing difficult. Much faster than renew the DNI. This morning, after coffee and toast, I have connected to the Internet and have sought "a pact with the devil" in google. I have left 85,700 results. "So many people need to communicate with the devil? After a thorough exploration
I opted for a Web Argentina. It was the only free. You could print instructions in English to evoke the devil.
Then I left to get the necessary elements for the ceremony. I've been to Carrefour, have everything there. I bought red candles, were not black, a ritual knife (the shop has not missed anything when I asked such a thing ...), and a chicken. What I needed was a black cock live for sacrifice during the ceremony, but in August does not sell roosters for sacrifices and had to settle for a frozen chicken and a half kilo. Why in the Carrefour ceremonial knives? Anyway, better not ask ...
The only thing I could not find was the blood of a virgin. In the "Information Desk" They tell me they are very scarce and there to order them two weeks in advance. Anyway, I apañaría without the virgin. Back home
have given away, start the ritual. For starters I had to undress completely. So while he was alone, has caused me some embarrassment and a slight erection. Result: a quarter of an hour spent waiting to happen. I did not want the devil to think I do not know that stuff ... Once more relaxed
I lit the candles, I read slowly and aloud to evoke the magic formula to Satan and, finally, I cut the chicken head with a knife. The carpet has left me lost, but it was worth. He has appeared!
Well, did not appear appear appear but I heard a strange noise in the kitchen. It had to be him! Then I waited a while in silence, because nothing happened, no noise could be heard over the pact have been closed. To be honest I had expected something more spectacular, tongues of fire, the smell of sulfur, but, well, I guess I have to settle. My soul is not of much quality and I have visited will be one hell of a second.
Finally I am happy, I got seven days to live exceptional and extraordinary powers. So at least put in the instructions, seven days. I have wanted to start. The truth is that I do not notice anything at the moment. Always leave a few hours for the effects arising covenant, as with antibiotics.
Anyway, as I have in mind to test my new powers. Yes, I have very clear. I'll do with the blonde who catches the bus every day at the same time that I ...
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