Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Missy Marlow And Turner Syndrome

Mission Impossible.

I have a hunch. Today finally I'll get closer to the blonde in the bus. And she will fall into my arms. To celebrate, for breakfast, uncork the bottle of condensed milk, which I reserve for times.
then full of energy and enthusiasm, I turn to the stop. Perceive that the devil is on my side. However, the bus arrives thirty minutes late and my energy is expected to melt during the more than forty degrees in the shade. Finally
upstairs and put me in my usual place. Yes, I have my place on the bus in the background just behind Pepin, one meter short of the blonde. Despite this strategic location almost never get to see it or exchange a glance. Pepin is usually placed between her and the other passengers and me from either approach. Pepin is a be enormous, a mountain of perfectly trained muscles in her thirties. Although five below zero we always wears a tank top with his name emblazoned in front: "I AM PEPIN. I do not know if he has written to inform others or to remind him.
Once you have cornered my girl starts his monologue. Dares to almost everything: international politics, philosophy, mathematics ... Also, usually argue with himself. Yes, usually a theory, and after a few minutes takes the contrary. Quite a show ... However
has never managed to get a single smile the blonde girl.
Today, despite my gut, everything will always follow the script. My girl cornered against a window, Pepin speaking about life and death and I behind, waiting for my chance. We had so few seven hundred eighty-four days. But now the evil is on my part.
suddenly noticed a tingling in my left arm. Intense and unnatural. Then my hand, led by a force beyond my control, is moved and will be placed on the shoulder of Pepin. The giant, with a gesture irritated by having to interrupt his rambling, he turns his head towards me and looks at me suspiciously.
- Can you set aside a little? "I say without hesitation. The words come out of my mouth without my permission. I am amazed.
Pepin, after watching a few seconds and making a strange grimace with the lips, choose to ignore me and resumed his talk.

I breathe relieved, the blonde breathe relieved, all other passengers breathe a sigh of relief ...
However, my personal demon, who takes control of my arm and my vocal cords does not appear satisfied. The fingers of my hand, which is still in the giant's shoulder, closed with an amazing force, sink into the flesh of my opponent and force him to yield to me for the pain.
For a moment I feel powerful. And happy. I have my revenge. But happiness lasts only a moment because the tingling disappears unexpectedly. The devil has left me. I've gotten into a mess of c. .. and then left me alone, facing the danger. Bastard! Quito
hand and hide behind his back and put my sorry face, like a child who discovered while doing a prank. There seems to serve. Pepin rejoins slowly raises his arm, fifty kilos of meat rhea muscular and slapped me just below the ear. I fall to the ground. And I decide to stay there for eternity or a little more.
Because of the coup, the shock and shame, the events that happen then only half-remember.
The blonde girl starts swatting Pepin with his bag, in the face, arms, forcing him to step back and away from me. The giant, confused, takes a bus stop to decrease and disappear. Then she kneels beside me, take my head in his hands and begins to gently caress. Never been so close to her. Again I feel happy.
However, on this occasion, my happiness only lasts a few seconds. My hand, again under the control of the evil, moves slowly and is placed on the thigh of the girl, many inches above the knee. Contact with your skin makes me shiver.
The girl still. I look away while awaiting the second blow of the day. However, she separates my hand softly and sits on the floor beside me.
- Y I thought you were harmless! Finally he says while breaking into a laugh.
Suddenly I realize I still do not know his name. Not be stamped on any site. Nowhere is visible at least.
- What's your name? I ask with a thread of voice.

-Monica.
is the first day of my covenant and I start to feel happy.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Where To Dispose Of Lead Pellets In Boston

The awesome movie.

I could hardly sleep. Hours and hours tossing and turning in bed. That pact with the devil at night and not do it again, I feel terrible. About three, I decided to get up and go to my movie collection. I have three.
While passing in front of the bathroom I failed to resist and I had a look at my silhouette in the mirror. I wanted to see if they could see any changes in my appearance for my brand new agreement. Maybe higher, more muscular or significant increase in the size of my male member. Nothing at all, totally calm. Patience.
Well, what was ... the movie, in the end I opted for my favorite: "The Prince of Tides." The movie is about the possibility of having a second chance at happiness in life. Is to mourn, to mourn until hurt you lungs. An American classic, where the good feelings, honesty and sense of family prevails. After seeing you stay relaxed relaxed, you feel good and with a huge desire and wanting to hug everyone.
Ah, the movie also I swallowed my evening menu low in calories. Bag 250 g peanuts, half wedge of cheese, half pepperoni, almost a loaf of bread and Nestlé chocolate bar essential. And of course, two Coronas.
As usual I ended up with a colossal embarrassment and wanting to vomit. And with a very uncomfortable feeling of guilt.
now I just get up and I am very dizzy. I still do not notice any change. I start to worry. Will there be a telephone customer service to complain when the pact with the devil does not have an effect?

Friday, August 10, 2007

Should A 16 Year Old Get A Brazilian Wax?

pact.

It was nothing difficult. Much faster than renew the DNI. This morning, after coffee and toast, I have connected to the Internet and have sought "a pact with the devil" in google. I have left 85,700 results. "So many people need to communicate with the devil? After a thorough exploration
I opted for a Web Argentina. It was the only free. You could print instructions in English to evoke the devil.
Then I left to get the necessary elements for the ceremony. I've been to Carrefour, have everything there. I bought red candles, were not black, a ritual knife (the shop has not missed anything when I asked such a thing ...), and a chicken. What I needed was a black cock live for sacrifice during the ceremony, but in August does not sell roosters for sacrifices and had to settle for a frozen chicken and a half kilo. Why in the Carrefour ceremonial knives? Anyway, better not ask ...
The only thing I could not find was the blood of a virgin. In the "Information Desk" They tell me they are very scarce and there to order them two weeks in advance. Anyway, I apañaría without the virgin. Back home
have given away, start the ritual. For starters I had to undress completely. So while he was alone, has caused me some embarrassment and a slight erection. Result: a quarter of an hour spent waiting to happen. I did not want the devil to think I do not know that stuff ... Once more relaxed
I lit the candles, I read slowly and aloud to evoke the magic formula to Satan and, finally, I cut the chicken head with a knife. The carpet has left me lost, but it was worth. He has appeared!
Well, did not appear appear appear but I heard a strange noise in the kitchen. It had to be him! Then I waited a while in silence, because nothing happened, no noise could be heard over the pact have been closed. To be honest I had expected something more spectacular, tongues of fire, the smell of sulfur, but, well, I guess I have to settle. My soul is not of much quality and I have visited will be one hell of a second.
Finally I am happy, I got seven days to live exceptional and extraordinary powers. So at least put in the instructions, seven days. I have wanted to start. The truth is that I do not notice anything at the moment. Always leave a few hours for the effects arising covenant, as with antibiotics.
Anyway, as I have in mind to test my new powers. Yes, I have very clear. I'll do with the blonde who catches the bus every day at the same time that I ...