Friday, October 26, 2007

Usps Wrong Date On Shipping Label

Redheads bite (I).

It's half past ten. Hardly them move away from the grip Monica. Without taking the gummy I get up and sit at my laptop. We did not get, is very rebellious, hangs every three minutes. I finally calmed and start looking in the newspapers. I need ideas, ideas to take advantage of my covenant. The evil it is coming all very simple. And very cheap.
....... Finally find something interesting. Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, will be two days in London. Bill Gates, London, my laptop ... the idea begins to take shape. Yes, that's it. I'll take my computer to Bill to drive him out. You can not refuse, still under warranty. I fancy the idea of \u200b\u200bslipping into his hotel without
his security team break my teeth and tell you what I think of your Windows. Think that's enough cause needless headaches for the devil. Also I will ever get lost on the streets of the city that gave me the best times of my life.
....... I decide to fly with British Airways, three times as expensive as any other company. For my last trip
want comfort and flight attendants feet tall. Sorry, flight attendants feet tall and, above all, I want my tray of food. Yes, like the ones before the revolution in low-cost airlines. I want my little tray of hot food, with metal covered with damp towel to wipe lemon hands.
....... I booking. At the time entering the card number to complete the transaction wait a while to see if the evil one comes and pays the bill. But no! I have had a devil stingy. Finally I get my reservation code: CRU 8659.
....... Then I shower and put my underwear on special occasions, that of Calvin Klein.
Within five minutes I take it off and I get the usual, of Carrefour, the tightening of Calvin me ... well, yeah, that. I pulled on my jeans, a brown turtleneck and my leather jacket. In London it's cold. Nothing suitcase, and buy what you need.

....... I get to the airport. All aircraft for the UK are on schedule, except mine of course, an hour late. Joer with British! I hope eating a sandwich of salami, cheese, tuna, tomato and mayonnaise. And two giant Cokes.
....... I'm finally in the tunnel leading to the aircraft. Two flight attendants greet passengers at the door. Both feet tall, well, three meters and sixty between the two. This figure brings indecent thoughts in my head. I smile.
....... Once inside stumble on the third flight attendant, also six feet tall. Attempt to calculate the sum of the three meter and eighty three ..., mmm, not too difficult with the sandwich that turns me in the stomach. Her hair is short and reddish. His face is covered with tiny freckles. This time I first advancement and smile, showing all my teeth, perfectly aligned white (three years of orthodontic dentist almost blind, a punishment). However, the reaction is not expected. The girl check out selflessly, lifts his shoulders and his mouth twisted into a grimace. His expression seems that of a child from a plate of spinach. I suspect that has not been amused by my attitude to George Clooney. I rip the smile of the face and dropped me in my seat. I was touched by a priest. I'm bored.
....... finally comes to food. Bieeen! Start sharing platters. Bieeen! The redheaded flight attendant comes slowly with the cart, stop by my side and delivers the tray to cure. His eyes met mine, winks at me. The waters return to normal. However, suddenly turns and walks down the hall without me the tray.
....... I'm out of breath. What about food? Bind three times the call button just above my seat. Nothing. I make hand signals. Nothing. I observed from afar and ignore me. The priest sanctifies sensing the "storm."
....... starting to piss me off. What the devil do ...? Do you also from me? Where is now that I need? Why not throw a tongue of flame to the redhead and turns to ash, for example?
....... What hurts me most is that however much I try, I can not help being attracted to her. This being a man is a torment, the next life I want to be born bird. I will live more peaceful and more free.
....... The pilot announces the arrival in London. I, of course, I still eat. Getting off the plane the three flight attendants smile at me all at once, are being undermined. I want to get out as soon as possible and continue with my plan. But starting to feel the tingling. No, not now! I refuse, do not want the devil take control of my body. Do not feel like riding antics. However, it is useless. I turn, step back and I stand in front of the redhead. Chapita I look at the uniform hanging in his chest height, with your name and identification number: Maeve O 'Connor - CRU 8659. I'm thoughtful, this number sounds like something. Then the words begin to flow from my mouth uncontrollably, as usual.
....... - Do you want tea with me? I ask with the utmost seriousness.
....... The girl looks up and down, motionless. Then she turns to her companions in search of help. I guess it takes time and no one invited him to lunch. Some twenty years.
....... - Snacking? She asks finally, to close their eyes as if they were afraid to repeat the word aloud.
....... "Yes," I answered snack. That children do.
....... The other passengers start to get impatient because my presence prevents them from getting off the plane.
....... "Depends," he answered after a long time with the same seriousness. Snacking "where?
....... The answer takes me by surprise. And not feel the tingling, the influence of the demon is gone. No matter, London is my city and I need help anyone to answer.
....... - An Afternoon Tea at Harvey Nichols "I say everything in one go.
....... Finally tense muscles of his face seem to take a break.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

2 Month Accuracy Of Hiv Test

The morning after. Dining

Third day of covenant. You wake up. You're naked. You sit in bed and stretch your arms up to stretch and get rid of laziness. Then you wake up without a sound. I pretend to be asleep and I watch from my den under the sheets. I just need some chocolate chip cookies for my happiness complete.
Immediately you realize that something is missing. Start the search. In the bedroom at first, later for all rooms. I, just barely, hold my laughter.
Finally look at the clock, you bite your lip and give you up. You dress quickly and you pick up the curls in a ponytail. Finally draw your Dixie Chicks CDs in my player and save it in a pocket. However, a few seconds, you stand pensive, you bite your lip again and re-insert the CD into the machine. Decide to leave it there. I love spy.

Just before you leave you turn to me and your eyes met mine. He winked and smiled. You go.

I'm alone. I jump up and I am to the shelf of the room, the books. Retiro a large volume, a facsimile of "The manual typing" of Bodoni, the only gift I have of my ex-wife. I almost slipped through his fingers. Then put your hand in the now-empty hole on the shelf and only when I check my trophy still there reassure me. Him out of hiding with satisfaction, like a child who gets to fool an adult. I have it there, your support of camouflage. The touch of my fingers fabric brings to mind feelings of the previous night. I can not help missing you. In the end I decided a while back to bed. With your support and with a bag of croissants. The evil would be proud of me.



Monday, October 1, 2007

Ideas For Outisde Graduation Ceterpieces

Monica.

s Sei pm: With three hours to get Monica. I start preparing dinner, I want to do it slowly, so that everything is perfect. Few appetizers to start, then pennette with zucchini flowers and shrimp and tiramisu for dessert. Lots of work!
six and twenty, that's it, supper ready. The restaurant will bring me the order in two hours.
Nine. I light the candles. Chinese are opposite and are consumed at a dizzying pace. Also I play music, the 101 best love songs of all time. Would not need to hear them all, give me sleep and headache.
waiting impatiently in the fridge my main trick to seduce Monica, a bottle of "Berlucchi Cellarius Brut 2003." Well, my biggest asset besides my natural charm. Finally she comes
. I've been pondering all afternoon about the clothes they have decided to wear. A skirt? A mini-skirt? I open the door wearing my face nice guy, but I see leaves me speechless. Monica takes black military boots, a green camouflage pants with wide side pockets and a green tank top the Legion. I do not know whether to give two kisses or give the military salute.
phrases I had prepared a hundred great ice-breaker, but I do not remember any. I feel a little uncomfortable, candles, romantic music, wine, and it seems out of the film "Lieutenant O'Neil." I would like to make a hole in the ground, crawl in and disappear forever. Luckily
suddenly back to notice tingling, I announced that the evil will make an appearance. This time almost appreciate it, but I worry about what part of my anatomy used for their occurrences. Fully owned and uncontrolled approached me Monica, gently pushed against the wall and along my lips to yours. She does not resist. Ninety seconds of uninterrupted kiss. My personal record.
To be honest the only evil has controlled my actions during the first thirty, then was up to me. The ice is broken, has collapsed.
Now I feel more relaxed, Monica also. She gets rid of his boots with a look of relief and gets some indiscreet colored socks. Then, without prompting, removed the disc of romantic music in my player (thank goodness) and put a CD that had been hidden in a pants pocket. Quickly recognize notes "Not Ready To Make Nice" Dixie Chicks . Modern country, the good, which makes the hair stand on end.
I am surprised. What more will in the pockets? I'm not sure you want to know.
I have wanted another kiss, but I dare not.
decided to have dinner sitting on the floor, watching TV, like a picnic. Mr. Guido Berlucchi (the founder of the winery) would roll over in the grave if he knew that we are using plastic cups for their wine. Now that I think I'm not sure he's dead yet. In short, whatever.
During dinner we finished the bottle and, of course, we laugh a lot. Especially when Monica reveals to me that your underwear is also camouflage. Then none of the two can be contained and we burst out laughing. Finally the laughter
become intimacy, desire, sex. We do it three times! Well, two and a half. None in bed. Monica hates convention. And why take the opposite! We do like we always knew, no hurry, no pressure, no shame. With my ex-wife never got to be so comfortable with each other. This reflection almost scares me.


Now she sleeps at my side, your breathing is calm. But I do not get to sleep. I have thirty-two years and I only have five days before having to comply with the devil and give my soul. I know I'll never see Monica. Until next week will travel and then ... I wish I had agreed more days!